About Smash House Central
Smash House Central exists for one reason: to bring independently owned smash houses together without turning them into a franchise.
What Smash House Central Is
Smash House Central is a shared home base for smash houses built by real people who actually run their businesses day to day.
We’re not a corporation. We’re not a chain. We’re not selling licenses or rules. We’re simply sister businesses supporting each other — sharing experience, promotion, and lessons learned — so every smash house involved gets stronger.
Not a Franchise. Not Now. Not Ever.
Each smash house featured on Smash House Central is independently owned and operated. They set their own prices, run their own locations, and create their own experiences.
Smash House Central exists to connect them — not control them.
The People Behind the Chaos
Smash House Central is built by two families who believe stress relief, fun, and controlled destruction should be accessible — and should never feel corporate or cookie-cutter.
Christy & Jeremy
Christy is a professional web developer and software engineer. She is also the owner of Web-Phenom, the proud and hardworking web master for all of the businesses we own between the two families.
Jeremy is a U.S. military disabled veteran with decades of engineering, maintenance and technical experience in the Nuclear field. He is also the owner of Happy House Woodworking, a famliy owned & operated custom woodworking company.
Together, they focus on building experiences that are safe, structured, and incredibly satisfying — without losing the raw energy that makes smash houses what they are.
Christina & Eric
Christina is a Program Analyst and Software Licenses Manager contractor for the government. She is also the owner of SMASHRx, Bake N Boozie, and Champagne Vows, combining structured operations and creativity to deliver memorable experiences, custom confections, and thoughtfully coordinated events.
Eric is a Maintenance Supervisor with Habitat America and co-owner of SMASHRx, bringing hands-on technical expertise to facility operations, build-outs, and equipment maintenance to ensure safe, high-quality smash experiences.
From layout decisions to customer flow, they believe the best smash houses are built by people who actually care about the experience — not spreadsheets.
What We Stand For
- Women-Owned Leadership
- Veteran-Supported Businesses
- Family-Run Operations
- Locally Built Experiences
- Zero Franchise Control